This-Is-My-I-Need-A-Life-Blog

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

marallelogram:

I SEVERELY WISH SOMEONE HAD WARNED ME THAT INNOCENTLY GOING TO SEE CAPTAIN AMERICA WOULD TURN INTO AN ALL CONSUMING PASSION FOR SEBASTIAN STAN I MEAN JESUS CHRIST GIVE A GIRL A CHANCE

bullet-fuzz:

Make me choose - misterpurpleprime asked:

Hawkguy movie or Black Widow movie

everybodyilovedies:

No wait but can we talk about how sad of a life Tony Stark leads because apparently he redesigned his entire tower around this team of people that he joined with for 1 day and ate dinner with one time and they all went off and did their own thing afterwards and meanwhile Tony is just. Redesigning. A skyscraper. That commemorates their brief friendship. In the hopes that they’ll come play with him again.

anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour